What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why are breasts attractive?

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.